Tuesday, February 13, 2007

What's coooking in YOUR tank?

It was a beautiful Christmas Eve day in Beverly Hills. One that only Southern California could provide. Blue skies, 75-degree temps and no smog.

The kids and I decided to cruise around in our 2007 Hyundai Elantra loaner to see what the rich folks were driving these days. We passed huge houses after gigantic palaces -- hey, was that the Playboy Mansion back there? -- checking out the multitude of rides in the cobblestone driveways.

There were the expected Mercedes, Lexus, BMW and Acura, of course. Those, I suspected, were the cars the kids drove home for the holiday. But we also saw a hefty amount other exotics, Ferrari. Aston Martin, Lamborghini, a couple Rolls Royces and several Bentleys -- all lined up outside as the families did their holiday things inside.

Soon, something strange happened. I began to get a whiff of a barbecue grill, or so I thought. "Hey, somebody's grilling steaks for Christmas Eve," I remarked.

The next block brought a strong smell of French Fries, followed by a distinct fried fish aroma.

"Boy, it must be a tradition for people in Beverly Hills to barbecue on the holidays, " I said as the kids picked up on the fried food fragrances.

Just then it hit me. Up ahead, leading us through the immaculate, posh neighborhoods of the rich, was a beat-up old (early '80s) Mercedes station wagon.

On its back window was a bumper sticker that read: "Powered by vegetable oil."

We smiled, having finally got the answer to our original question.

So that's what the rich are driving these days!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

If you can get it, check out the "Living With Ed" reality TV show featuring Ed Begley Jr., the actor who has appeared in many TV shows, like "St. Elsewhere" and the documentary "Who Killed the Electric Car"." My favorite episode of his reality show is the one in which he visits Jay Leno's garage.